men

men
1. (Men) (4477↑, 676↓)
Things With Penises who tell women anything just to get intercorse

timmy is like most men he tells tina he loves her so he can get ass then he never speaks to her again.

2. (men) (4583↑, 1344↓)
Plural of man. *Real men* are respectful of women as equals. Love their mamas. Hold doors open. Knock out other men who say stupid ass, [sexist] [bullshit]. Will lick [pussy] after they have been given a blowjob. Bring home an equal paycheck, then do an equal amount of housework and childcare. Don't get pissed off when their usual superior economic status is disrupted by a social shift that allows women to take a step closer to equality. Are strong and protective, while also being loving and gentle. Have the character to restrain their temper. Have a brain in their head. Do not stereotype. Often come with big dicks. Faux men say stuff like this in the [women] section of UD, then pop their [zit]s, play some videogames, [jack off], and begin to sob, and wonder why nobody will [fuck] them: "The female of the human species, that are, more or less, emotionless blobs. Since emotions such as love compliment the human sex drive, men have a higher emotional drive to compliment their higher sex drive. Women, conversely... just wander around looking for another way to suck money out of a man, get him attached and then break his heart. And despite this fact, a woman will spend a good 75% of her time saying that men only think about sex and that women are so much better, even though it is always a man that writes the beautiful love song or poem. Though they're not all like this, the stereotypical woman is lying, conniving, selfish, controlling, manipulative, arrogant and chauvinistic. They have the complete inability to think logically or philosophically, and so if you start to talk to them about something like existence, they'll just say that they're right and your wrong and that you should go buy her something. And different than the woman's belief that men do evil things like start wars and such, it's easy to see that a woman will always be the cause for fighting. The world will be a better place when all of the extremely intelligent genetic scientists (mostly men, so we'd have to have men, whether or not we needed to procreate... women? not so much of a necessity) begin to genetically engineer human beings, without the need for the process of sex." "A beast created by God to enduce pain upon man for eternity. Bleeds for seven whole days and does not die. Can suck the life out of a man to create smaller evil beast to defend them in court and steal man's hard earned money." "Punishment from Zeus for mankind because the young god Promethues stole the fire of the gods and gave it to mankind. So Zeus created a new evil for mankind, women."

Jane: "Eliza, all men are assholes. Your standards are too high. You have never met a so-called 'real man.'" Eliza: "I met him, I fucked him, I married him. And there are others out there, it's just that faux men are louder than real men, so it seems like there are more of them."

Author: Lick_it_bitch http://men.urbanup.com/1938637
3. (Men) (3500↑, 456↓)
The reason for many of girl's problems. Mostly because they think they want anything more than to enter their magical vaginia.

Crying Girl: Why are you so insensitive?\!?\!??\! Guy: Halo and beer godamnit\! Crying Girl: What?\!?\!?\! Guy: You'll never understand..... Crying Girl: (Men......)

Author: Mr. Manlyness http://men.urbanup.com/4459206
4. (men) (3742↑, 753↓)
has to be macho all the time. dont want to look "gay", even though its proven that more men have sexual thoughts about other men then women have about other women. A lot are very homophobic because they can't let anyone know they are gay or bi. So girls ask your man if he would have sex with another man, and if he shows his disgust for more than a hour... hes gay.

"Are you gay jon?" "EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW\!\!\! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW\!\! i would never do that\!\!\!\! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW\!\! thats gross\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! thats sick\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! dont ever ask me that again\!"

5. (men) (3661↑, 686↓)
1. Purely logical and emotionally stable, they will insult each other and gossip during their daily [man talk], as well as throw [epic] [manly] [hissy-fits] when they [FAIL]. (Which is pretty much all the time.) They secretly wish they had their own pair of [boobies].

only men r on teh internuts lol\!\!\!11one\!11eleventyone\!oneone1

6. (Men) (3057↑, 471↓)
Apparently, the better sex. It's 2009, we really don't need to think we're all so great. On behalf of all the idiots that call themseves men on this site, ladies, belive me, we are not all like that. Some of us are actually not sexist testosterone filled nut jobs. If you ever get married, try and avoid those types.

Douche-[Men] are better than [women] woooooo\! Normal man- No we're not. We're good at differant things, geez you'd think we were living in the fifties.

Author: Charmyourfaceoff http://men.urbanup.com/3969033
7. (men) (3060↑, 864↓)
i think i seen one of those the other day

1 out of every million men is a real man

8. (men) (2144↑, 616↓)
People who write "a woman must bey the three C's: Cooking, Cleaning, Sucking" but still get very upset when you call them primordial beasts, porn-crazed cavemen and uncivilized Neanderthals Huh.

Men: Women are there to serve men. They are mobile dishwashers and sex slaves\! They deserve to be slammed and beaten" Women: Lollololololololololol\!\!\! The men of UD Uhuhuhu *making monkey noises* Hey Cavemen, who let you out of the zoo?

Author: Civilization has arrived http://men.urbanup.com/4698265
9. (men) (1964↑, 457↓)
A human with a penis. Also without breasts, hopefully. Not to be confused with boys, they tend to be cheating bastards who do not respect their human counterpart; women. A smaller portion of the male race redeems the race by acting like men.

Nice men don't finish last, they finish happiest.

Author: hopeful_chick http://men.urbanup.com/3450970
10. (men) (2049↑, 549↓)
really a form of entertainment for women, and are very useless

men

11. (Men) (1954↑, 464↓)
Men can be the most wonderful thing ever for a woman to meet , or they can be selfish pigs who want women to do everything for their lazy asses. All men are different , so you would have to get to know a man before you judge him , but women can be just as bad by judging him to soon and not loving a man , just wanting to suck him dry of his money. Some woman will respect a man and not care about the money , just how much they love their man. In return a REAL man should give respect back and love her , help her with the house work , and honestly think they are equals. Men should not have to respect women who are bitches to them and steal their money and so on , so if any man out their is being treated badly by a woman and getting no respect from their equal , and you ARE respecting her , then dump the bitch and go find yourself a REAL woman , and leave sterotypical woman behind. I know for a fact men and women are exactly the same , even though they look different , deep-down their all equals , because some women are either nice or mean and thats the same for men. if your a man and you think your better than all woman , just because your a man ... THEN FUCK YOU\! AND IM TALKING TO THE WOMEN AS WELL IN THIS KIND OF MATTER\! and unfortunately , woman have to suffer with periods and have mood swings they cant control sometimes , and REAL men will know she cant help it , will not judge and try to not get in the way of the mean machine of the month\! It affects men to , so sorry for the men who have to grin and bear it every once a month , but im sure it will help if you think about how the women is feeling just as bad as you ( pain-wise ). Without men , the human race could survive. Without women , the human race could not survive. both men and women are responsible for being parents and should not leave the baby alone with the other parent , they should work together as a team. Sadly a lot of men still try to be better than woman and don't realize the equality. The olden days , when men ruled , women were useless because no-one taught them to do anything except raise kids and now look at today , how society has become better\! I hope im alive to see men and women treated the same and the mojority of them dont act like complete pricks. With the women today , and how they are comparing to many years ago , i beleive that day will come some day. the point of this is really... Men ... can't live with them , can't live without them. Woman ... can't live with them , can't live without them. I hope this writing makes you realise the true solution , even though the solution to the problem with men and women will probably solved on its on , in time... Thank You For Reading :D :)

YOUR BOTH THE SAME , EXCEPT IT\!\! I HOPE ALL THE SEXIST WOMEN AND MEN WILL DO THAT\!\!\!\!

Author: Tina.B ( teen-queen ;) :P ) http://men.urbanup.com/3286205
12. (men) (2242↑, 766↓)
Not really any purpose. They say Women are useless sex objects who are only good for cooking, cleaning , etc, then get mad when the women bitch at them. Think they are the greatest people alive. Most guys are ug-a-ly. Sometimes there are cool men, but they usually get killed by another man, because in man-life you have to be a worthless ass.

Guy who you just met: Lets fuck, you're blonde, I'm horny. Blonde girl: How about not? Guy who you just met: What a bitch\! Go do the dishes, cunt\! MEN RULE\!

13. (men) (2222↑, 762↓)
simple, and yet complex. A bundle of feelings, that they never show. Ahh, who the fuck am i kidding, men are just a dick between two ballz, and dont let them tell you different.

"Honey, i was not thinking about sex\!" "Can you adleast take your hands off my tit while you lie to me?\!"

14. (men) (2085↑, 644↓)
Predictable beings; species that never change (or evolve).

Good guys/men have the same intention as bad boys.

15. (men) (1889↑, 544↓)
Creatures who seem to derive (sexual) pleasure from dehumanizing, physically and verbally assaulting, degrading, and raping female children and women. These creatures create a demand for violent and dehumanizing pornography and are responsible for the fact that 90% of scenes in best-selling pornography depict violence against and degradation of women (see Robert Wosnitzer et al, 2006, "Aggression and Sexual Behavior in Best-Selling Pornography: A Content Analysis", p. 18). These creatures refer to female children and women as "cumdumpsters," "cunts," "kitchen appliances," "whores," "sluts" etc. A recurring fantasy of these creatures (i.e., "men") is the wish to physically assault and rape women. They keep submitting definitions like these:

3. female An inferior species that, over the course of time, has not learned that it's purpose is sex. They have insisted that they be equal to men, when in fact, they could never be. Fat women should die. Rape is fun. Really fun. 32. Woman The useless lump of flesh surrounding the vagina I was trying to fuck this vagina last night but that stupid woman kept fighting back 47. Women "Women" were created for the sole purpose of serving man. Women's place is in the kitchen. She is not to speak back to man, if a women does speak back to a man, the man is allowed to bitch slap that women upside the head. Women: I'm tired of you treating me like shit\! Man: -Bitch slaps Women- GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN\! 61. woman A cunt that deserves to be slammed and beaten. Woman is a vicious cunt who should be eradicated. I can only urge girls and women to stay away from these creatures and never let their infinite hatred get you down.

Author: vfuckyouevilbeasts http://men.urbanup.com/5126319
16. (men) (2024↑, 697↓)
Opposite sex of women. Most men think they are better than women, and most women think they are better than men. When you really think about it, women are better than men. Men can be smart, caring, understanding, creative individuals, but the fact that the only thing most of them care about is fucking some hot ass blonde chick with tits the size of watermelons up the ass and jacking off to slutty porn stars and their 14 year old, sexually developing female neighbors (lmao), takes it all away and makes us (women) the better sex. Advice to men: If you really want us women to respect you then stop: getting boners from looking at sluts walking down the street in thongs up to their armpits, raping your 12 year old daughters just because they're growing visable breasts and you wonder what it would be like to squeeze the hell out of them and/or how tight they're pussies are, cheating on your wives just because they've gained 5 pounds, claiming to be more intelligent than women while making yourselves look fucking stupid by urging your wife to get breast implants to increase their breast size to a 44 triple GGGGGG when breast implants could cause serious health problems, saying things like, "fat chicks suck" or "i hate chicks with no tits", when most men fail to realize that the male body is ANYTHING but beautiful if they do not work out on a daily basis and take viagra, thinking with their penises, thinking that a woman that weighs 88 pounds is "thick"...the list goes on and on. The truth is that the only reason men were put on this planet is to reproduce, make more humans, and piss us women off. And I'm not a Christian. Whoever wrote the bible was a sexist pig (not saying that I'm not) that thought women weren't as good as men (YES they did\! If you have ever actually read the bible then you know), however, most women stillll want to follow this religion and don't even know how much they are embarrassing themselves. Well I'm getting off topic here so bottom line: women are better than men so suck my female genetalia. Oh yeah, gay men are waaaaaaaayy better. Damn this definition is long so I'll just shut up now.

Typical man: Hey\! You have huge tits, a nice ass, you're shorter than me, and you weigh 88 pounds\! Let me shove my huge cock in your pussy and bang your brains out, even though I already have a wife at home who would sleep with me\!\!\! Slutty Girl: Sure I will let you do that because I have no brain and I want to make myself feel better about how slutty and uneducated I am by fucking any and every man that comes my way\! Respectable Girl: No *walks away* The man then violently rapes both girls because he is one of those men that think women "shouldn't have a choice". Men are the scum of the Earth.

17. (men) (2007↑, 712↓)
see [useless prick]. -the source of all sexist rumormongering and societal ridicule aimed at women. -the inferior species. -the cause of war.

Men are a shitstain to humanity.

18. (men) (1838↑, 555↓)
stupid human beings.

did you see those men over there? yeah they we're stupid.

19. (men) (1923↑, 640↓)
Men: those of the human species who produce the Y chromosone in reproduction. Commonly known as: Sexist, Egotistical, Self-centred, Machoistic, Hypocritical (abbreviated list) Statistics: Each man progresses through several phases, most of which he never grows out of. 1. Showing off; due to the compulsive need to bolster their ego's, males show of and compete with the intention of proving themselves better than every one else. 2. Arrogance; mistakenly believing that they are the superior sex, when it is woman who bring them into the world and nurture them. Looking down their nose with contempt at those who may not have the beliefs, values, or materialistic perks that they have. 3. Sexism; forgetting that they originally started off as females. Evidence: males have nipples when they have no need for them, however, a fetus that MAY develop into a female WOULD need them. IT has alos been scientificcally proven. 4. Nymphomaniac; regardless of what they actually think personally, they project an image to the world that all they are after is sex, thus creating the stereotypical view of men, which has been proven true considering that they think about sex on an average of 400 times a day. At some point in their life, all males are COMPLETE and UTTER jerks. Granted, women are often bitches at some point, but men do it far more often, are FAR more aggressive, and every war ever started and kept going has been cause buy a man.

Men are evil.

Author: The Best Man On Earth http://men.urbanup.com/4694292
20. (men) (1402↑, 330↓)
n. helmet/facemask used in kendo.

Last practice, I tied my men wrong, and so I completely cut off the circualtion to my brain, and nearly fainted.

21. (men) (1404↑, 342↓)
typo for the word [meh]

(on msn) guy 1: u wanna go for pizza later? guy 2: men guy 1: huh? guy 2: i meant meh

22. (men) (1099↑, 273↓)
The opposite of women.

Just a plain and simple definition of men because there is a war between the sex on UD and that's a damn shame. Honestly my opinion of men is that I have had too many bad experiences with them but there are good men in my family, including my father, brother and uncles and my grandfathers (whom passed away years ago). Too all the men on here who have something negative to say about women are one of the following: 1. Misogynist 2. Have no positive or decent female role models in your life 3. Are an asshole who's been dumped and rejected by every woman you've been with and rather take it out on women, beside examining yourself 4. Insecure with your masculinity to the point where you think belittling and downing women will make you more of a man 5. An immature jerk who needs to grow up 6. A jerk who's mother abandoned him, so he is mad at every woman in the world To all the women on here who have something negative to say about men are: 1. Nazi-Lesbian 2. Had too many bad experiences with men and feel she should take it out on all men 3. No good male role models 4. Angry because her poppa is a rolling stone 5. Just been dumped by her boyfriend when he was an asshole in the first place 6. A woman who simply gives true, mature feminists a bad name (all feminists--damn near every feminist do not hate men) And I, myself, am feminist; Not the "hate-every-man and become a lesbian" feminist, but the "all men and women should be treated equal and have equal rights and be on an equal level" feminist. But I think this war between the sexes is ridiculous.

Author: twistedbabydoll http://men.urbanup.com/2557911
23. (Men) (1327↑, 503↓)
(1) A man is a being that is very rare to find. A man is all the a woman wants. This is mainly; Kind, sensitive, sweet, funny - not [crude], interesting, loving, mature, protective - not [obsessed], sharing and gentle. However because you are very unlikley to find a man, you extremly unlikly to find men. So instead we call them [lads] or [players]. However if you do find a real man you are very lucky, so be careful\! (2) Lads / Players are normally at least one of those things out. Most have the 'need' to be sexist and like to shout things such as 'bend over darlin' and such like. They also have no idea of decency and like to brag about their sex positions. (3) Players quite often like to [Shoulder surf] and sweet talk you whilst having a look round to see whos better. Lads / Players also have never ending cheesy chat lines such as , "I've lost my number can I have yours?" and "I like your top but it would look better on my bedroom floor" etc. (4) Lads / Players also have a tendancy to tell all their mates exactly what happened last night. Some even do this in front of the female concerned. This is a stereotype known as a [Jerk]

(1) Mary: OMG. I think . . . I could of found . . . a man\!\! Louise: No way. Does he have any brothers. Mary: Yes but they're players Louise:Not a family of men then? Mary: No just the one. Louise:Oh well make sure you keep him to yourself or you'll have a fight in your hands. Mary: Totally (2)I was walking a long my street, minding my own business just walking past a construction site, lolly pop in mouth. Suddenly this lad shouts wehey love nice job you're doing sucking that. Come on want to try me out? (3) Mary goes to a club and catches the eye of some player. Player: Hello, wanna come for a dance sweetheart? Mary: Not really. Player: Oh come on darling. What could happen. Come and have a dance. Eh? Mary: ooh go on then Player: Oh sorry Ive just seen someone I need to talk to. Give me your number and Ill call you if I get lost. Mary: You wish (4) Louise: I cant believe how good it was last night Lad: Yeah I know. Do wanna come meet my mates? Louise: Sure Lad:Hey guys how fit is she? *Wolf whistles etc* Louise:Stop it Lad: Well guess how hot she was last night? SO HOT. She is such a [closet slut] Louise: OMG. You jerk *Slaps him* JERK: Chill babe

Author: Gary \{mao\} http://men.urbanup.com/2404766
24. (Men) (1215↑, 394↓)
a random word usually expressing ones frustration or anger, when no other word can desribe the situation.

Guy: i think we need to break up, you not good enough Girl: MEN\! "kicks guy's junk"

25. (Men) (1184↑, 368↓)
Men: manipulative lying,cheating scumbags,who are the only reason sisters lose the PERSPECTIVE and FIGHT?Men are cheaters and credit stealers,not to be trusted as much as a collegue,as they know the ways in which a cheater can get ahead..women make more reliable work collegues..but i will say one thing they are better at forming comradery,know how to cover for thier cheating home boys ..some thing the sisters need to change BADLY.

Men are the only reason women get pushed back..in the early centuries we were female muses the wives of the einsteins giving the ideas and the men just taking them as their own and even putting intellectual credit on them.. BUT NOW THE TABLE HAS TURNED.Women have jobs,Women have Money and more Women are not afraid to COME OUT or HAVE A SEX LIFE..OR HAVE TWO JOBS..OR GET CRAZY BOTOX..THEY AINT FUCKIN CARE NOW ..as there are fewer retributions but some are still shunned by society..which is sad and pushes the developing sister backwards on to the shitty std infested man path. ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS EAT FISH AND STAY HEALTHY..AND IF YO MAN BITCH ABOUT UR SPENDING OR YOUR MONEY YOU DUMP HIM SISTER AND LOOK HELLA GOOD\!

Author: CHEATINGOURSISTERSOUTOFLIFEMEN http://men.urbanup.com/5301748
26. (men) (1536↑, 721↓)
1. The inferior gender of the human race. And, with enough technological advancements, they will be rendered obsolete in the human reproductive process because the female eggs will be able to be transformed into "pseudosperm". (This has already been tested on mice, producing a fair amount of success). 2. The approximate half of the human population that acts like dogs. And therefore, should be treated like dogs. (Ex: removal of all reproductive organs)

1. Men are useless. Except for that long, dangly thing between their legs, which can be mass produced and purchased in a variety of colors anyway. So, yes, men are useless. 2. I just got my husband castrated.

Author: Silverflames7 http://men.urbanup.com/1393735
27. (Men) (1556↑, 742↓)
Selfish, inconsiderate, shallow creatures that have no idea how to keep their genitals in their pants. They think that the world revolves around their penis, and will basically have sex with anything in a skirt. Also extremely stupid and gullible, men idolise (and masturbate over) slutty models / porn stars / actresses, thinking that these ''beautiful'' women look like that naturally. They go on about how (insert celebrity name here) is ''so bangable,'' etc not knowing this woman is probably a hideous bag of lumpy skin underneath all that airbrushing and caked off makeup, which you could only take off with a powerdrill.

Q: What do you call men that's lost 99% of their intelligence? A: Divorced.

28. (men) (1517↑, 706↓)
emotionless beings only on this planet to aid reproduction...to create many greenhouse gases & to break every girls heart. they are occassionally kind and considerate....but those ones are very rare, if you know one ...keep him\!\!\!\!

what were those pieces of filth?...oh just some men

29. (men) (1560↑, 750↓)
1. Responsible for all wars throughout human history because they are too irrational and violent to find any other means to solve conflict. 2. Unnecessary part of the human species. After being forced to jerk off into a paper cup at age 13 (which may be used later used to impregnate females) they may be sent to camps to perform the menial tasks woman are too good to do.

I actually love men; I just wish they would see how ridiculous they are and respect, love, and cherish women the way the deserve.

30. (men) (1467↑, 658↓)
less humane, the opposite of women grossly exaggerates overall achievement, ginormous ego rarely wins a bon-a-fide argument, admits defeat quickly hurls insults when rejected, loses face easily and admits lower status. of lowly status on Earth, not God-like, and destroyed by God because they are evil. weak decision maker, only thinks of self.

men: I want you to meet "my better half". women: To hear him tell it, he was "EZ-Jack-U-Later 2" men: Okay\! I was wrong, I said I was sorry already. men: "Fuck You, bitch, whore. There's more where you come from" Bible: God made man lower than the Angels. God is not like man (men). God destroyed all first born males (men), etc., etc., etc. men to women: So what do you want to do? Suck me?

31. (Men) (27↑, 13↓)
Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now.... I never looked at it this way before: MEN tal illness MEN strual cramps MEN tal breakdown MEN opause GUY necologist AND... When we have REAL trouble, it's a HIS terectomy Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN??

Men; found so commonly in woMANs problems\! Explains a lot..

Author: off'with'the'fairies. http://men.urbanup.com/6126034
32. (men) (16↑, 6↓)
Women came from the rib of man... actually god made a typo. Correction: man came from the rib of women

*god on Microsoft word writing bible* "and so woman was born from the rib of man" *wife god intervenes* "ahem" "oh sorry honey... man was born from rib of women..."

Author: TotallyNotYou http://men.urbanup.com/5892604
33. (Men) (3↑, 16↓)
50% of the population. Oh damn, my boyfriend dumped me because I'am a self centered, materalist, man hating nut. I'am going to go write a hateful def in UD about men now and act like I (and the other woman who wrotes defs) aren't hypocritical seixists. That will show them.

Cindy: The world would be a better place without men\! Common Sense: Ok then be ready to live in a world with a deficit in scientists, engineers or plasitic surgeons for that matter.

Author: femscarestopper http://men.urbanup.com/6165880
34. (Men) (3↑, 17↓)
Dream makers, heart breakers, and love takers.

Carolyn: Oh my gosh, he played me, but he is so amazing\! What is your explanation for this? Anne: Sweetie, there is a one word definition for that, Men.

Author: Rachelharrypotterdobby http://men.urbanup.com/6134957
35. (Men) (302↑, 702↓)
Men are very misintrepreted creatures in this world. Mostly from the Hollywood idea or "sterotypical" theory that they are useless, perves, only think about sex, bang as many women as they can, have no emotional connections, don't care about a girl's feelings, are dominate all the time, sexist, and many many more things. Many men in this world are exactly like that, or fit under at least one definition that's bad. But, many of them are caring, emotional, fun, and don't just think about their wants. They don't just want to "fuck" a girl and they have respect. I'm so tired of stupid girls who are all jacked up and being overly emotional about themselves. Grow up and get a husband. Men who complain about girls being too emotional or selfish have all the right in the world because look at some of the girls around us\! Not all of girls are like that though, so don't say we all are. But its unfair for girls to say all men are horrible when look at all the women. Men do want real love no matter what anyone says about that. Some of them are just too insecure and cover their real feelings up with nasty jokes, sexual disrespect, and sexism. We will always need men to "reproduce" and to share pleasure with. And no, we don't all just want sex as some emotional loving joy and all for our feelings, but for fun and pleasure too. Don't assume that. If men want to say otherwise, then they too can just go right under the sterotypical category and it won't matter because there's already dozens in there. But, high fives for men. We need them, we love them, we couldn't function without them.

Fag: All men suck, they just want sex. Me: No, your just mad because you can't get any. Fag: Oh, but men still suck. Me: Screw You.

36. (Men) (5↑, 406↓)
Men, We don't know what we did wrong.

Female: I HATE YOU Men: ...?

37. (men) (103↑, 505↓)
a sex that, due to no fault of its own, is the superior sex; according to women, it has been a conspiracy of men since the beginning of time to be the superior sex that runs the world; but, perhaps, nature may have something to do with it

Men, while being responsible for most conflicts, are also responsible for the vast majority of progress- even before our concentrated "effort" to supress women

Author: robdog073191 http://men.urbanup.com/1239779
38. (MEN) (8↑, 412↓)
MEN stands for, My Enormous Nigger

yo u see tht black guy hes MEN

Author: taytaykilla http://men.urbanup.com/4144952
39. (Men) (14↑, 421↓)
Another way of saying mates, friends, group.

Me and my men are going to the pub to pick up some seedy mingas, what are you doing?

40. (Men) (36↑, 444↓)
A common mistake where hispanics who aren't fluent in English use the word "Men" instead of Man.

Whats up men?

Author: Leonthelion http://men.urbanup.com/5286494
41. (Men) (699↑, 1108↓)
people with a penis.

Johnny: Now I know what a men are. Steve: Yes you do Johnny.

Author: browngirlsdonttakebs http://men.urbanup.com/4085089
42. (men) (100↑, 509↓)
can't live with em, can't live without em

"Men suck, don't you think, \{insert most wasted friend's name here\}?" "No"

43. (men) (6↑, 416↓)
What some non english speaking people refer to others in online games, even if they're speaking to a woman, or to one person.

I finally made it to level 60 men\!

44. (men) (261↑, 673↓)
the male version of a species often misunderstood Women constantly say men are dogs but have you ever looked at it from their side? Imagine trying to be nice to women all your life and constantly being dissed. Imagine trying to be gentle and caring only to end up becoming that "friend". Imagine breaking your neck to get a job so you can by nice things to inpress women only to see them fall for that asshole of a jock with big muscles\! Eventually this nice caring guy is gonna get fed up and treat women like crap for the rest of his life simply because he was always treated like that. I'm not standing up for people like this but everyone knows there is only so much you can take. Everyone acts a certain way for a reason. Who knew these "gentle" creatures (women) could cause ahandsome confident guy into a nervous anxiety having wreck.

2 years of being treated like crap by the majority of jock loving high school girls. Luckily though since i am a romantic guy I still show respect for women.

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45. (Men) (23↑, 442↓)
Yeah the men come out of the ceiling. Yeah ya like men hahn? Hahn? Yeah ya like that\!

Alex Emling uses the term "men" way too much while speaking.

46. (Men) (46↑, 486↓)
Verb: to do whatever a man would do in a certain situation.

I just got a new dumbbell set. I'm going to men so hard. I like to men.

47. (Men) (932↑, 1375↓)
Plural form of [man].

Some men came over to watch the football game.

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48. (Men) (50↑, 643↓)
superior sex

God: [created man] God: [created women in image of man]

49. (men) (14↑, 609↓)
punching bags for women

men dont come on ud to bitch about women

50. (men) (176↑, 771↓)
See MAN, Plural Of man
Related: women, sex, gay, man, penis, woman, dick, male, homosexual, boys, guys, love, sexy, girls, ass, dating, guy, homo, hot, girl, balls, old, cock, fuck, fag, bitch, vagina, manly, boy, anal, female, straight, beer, stupid, whore, black, pussy, cum, sexual, relationships
Last updated: 2012.03.01

Urban English dictionary. 2013.

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